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ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.

I need a partner in wine.

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Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, “Beer, wine, crap like that”, so apparently my soulmate is still out there.

I’ve never pretended to be anything I’m not…except for sober. I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.

I like Tuesday, it rhymes with Boozeday…

I don’t care how high you set the bar as long as I can reach my drink.

Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There’s liquor and you can’t hear them.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer

The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.

I need a partner in wine.

Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I only drink on two occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

One tequila…. two tequila….. three tequila….. floor….

Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

I drink to make other people interesting.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I find the more I drink, the more interesting others become.


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